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JOKE TIME  ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Funny Pinoy Ads & Signs:
posted outside a house
HOUSE FOR RENT, FULLY FURNACED
posted at a construction site
BAWAL OMEHI DITO, ANG MAHOLE BOG-BOG
in a restaurant in cebu
WE HAB SOP-DRINK IN CAN AN IN BATOL
in a supermarket
FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE
in a building in cubao
NONE ID,NOTHING ENTRY
on a glass window of a photography shop
WE SHOOT YOU, WHILE YOU WAIT
outside a shoe store
WE SELL IMPORTED ROBBER SHOES
inside a jeepney
1. FULL STRING TO STOP DRIVER
2. GOD KNOWS HUDAS NOT PAY
in a chinatown in greenhills
LE CHENG TEA HOUSE
vacant lot near makati avenue
DONT PARKING -------------------------------------------------------------------------
Banig: Thelma: Sabi mo dok, safe ang calendar method. Eh, bakit ako nabuntis?
Dok: Paano nyo ba ginamit ang kalendaryo?
Thelma: Ginawa naming banig!
------------------------------------------------------------------------- Easy English-Japanese Translations:
Most of these Japanese words are adopted by Filipino language.
I'm warning you - makikitamo
Where are we going? - San-batayo?
Stewardees - Oto-san
Is this your car? - Otomoto?
This is my car - Otokoto
Sugar daddy/mommy - Otooto
Is this your property? - Arimoto?
Yes, this is my property - Arikoto
Is this yours? - Sayobato or sayoto?
Is this mine? - Sakinbatu
This is mine - Sakinitu
Can I have it? - Akinato?
You can have it - Sayonato
Can we have it? - Saminato?
You can have it - Sanyonato (plural)
You haven't washed your face - Mimutamatamo
You're so thin! - Kitanabutomo
We saw each other - Kitakami
We had reunion - Kitakitakami
Have a drink before you go - Tomakamuna
That was my assumption - Inakarako
Let's go! - Bachinatayo!
We will boycott the election - Dikamiboboto
Underarm odor - Kirikiripawa
Are you oppressed? - Minamatakaba?
I give up - Sukonako
Ouch! - Araiku!
What life is this - Hainaku
I'm going to leave you - Sawanakosayo
Just take it! - Sayonarang!
Skeleton - purobuto
You look like your mom - kamukamumamamu
You look like your dad - kamukamupapamu
Ugly - kamukamu or kamukanya
Pretty or handsome - kamukaku
Full of monkey - kamukanyo
Are you nervous? - kakabakabakaba?
Are you a loyal customer? - sukikaba?
Later - sakana
I surrender - sukunako
Just surrender - sukukanakasi
Remember? - naaararamo?
I remember - naaararako
Go and work! - ararona!
Can you see? - kitamoba?
I told you - nakitamo?
Let's go to your place - sanyotayo
------------------------------------------------------------------------- Modern Husbands & Modern Jobs:
Nagkita si Juan at Pedro na magkumpadreng matagal na ring di nagkikita.
Juan: "Pare saan ka nagtatrabaho ngayon?"
Pedro: "IBM, Pare", ang sagot."
Juan: "IBM eh, wala ka namang computer background ah?"
Pedro: "Istambay Buong Maghapon. Eh, ikaw Pare anong trabaho mo ngayon?"
Juan: "Chemist, Pare"
Pedro: "Chemist, paanong nangyari 'yon eh, di ka naman nag-college?"
Juan: "Ke Misis umaasa, Pare."
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Milk:
Dear Dodong,
Sa susunod anak, Nido non-fat na lang ang ipadala mo sa tatang mo. Nasisira kasi ang tiyan niya sa pinadala mong Nivea Moisturing Milk...
Nagmamahal - Nanay -------------------------------------------------------------------------
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